Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Television Commercial


A man who looks like his age is probably somewhere between late 30's to early 40's is the first thing I see when the commercial starts. He is white skinned with short brown hair and is wearing light gray mittens, a metal gray winter jacket, and a white turtleneck that is underneath his metal gray winter jacket. The outside temperature must be very cold because there is snow on the ground and i can hear the crunching sound his feet makes when he walks on the hard packed snow. Another clue that tells me it is cold is that you can see a white mist come out of the man's mouth when he takes a breath. The man walks to the driver side door of his car and pulls out his car key to unlock the door. He makes a grunting noise as he bends down over to unlock the car. He tries to insert the key into the key slot to unlock the door but the key slot is frozen shut. The man jiggles the key trying desperately to unlock the door but is still unable to. His first attempt to unlock the door is by blowing hot air on the key slot but still no luck. Before his second attempt he scans the area to make sure nobody is around and when he decides the coast is clear he unzips his pants and pees on the key slot in hopes that the warm pee will unfreeze the key slot so he will be able to unlock his door. After he is finished taking a piss he tries to back away from the door but comes to find out that his privates are frozen to the car door. As he is trying to pull disconnect himself from the door a man who is walking to his car waves to the man who is an unfortunate situation. The man walking to his car is on the opposite side of the car so he is not able to see what the troubled man is dealing with. The guy with the situation pretends like nothing is wrong and friendly waves back. The man who waves first gets in his car and drives away as the other man continues to try and disconnect himself from his vehicle. Now it has cut to a different screen where the text says "Hands-Free Card Opens and Starts Without a Key". It is a French commercial that is advertising Renault automobiles.

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